📍Schrute Farms · Honesdale, Pennsylvania
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Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
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— Dwight K. Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager
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Bears
There are 8 species of bears. Black bears. Grizzly bears. Polar bears. False black bears. All dangerous. All real.
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Beets
Schrute Farms produces 15,000 lbs of beets annually. Red, yellow, and chioggia. Superior to every other crop.
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Battlestar
The greatest science fiction program ever produced. If you disagree, you are wrong. That is a fact.
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